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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks